Gandalf: the super nanny
Louis CK dropping truths.
Why the fuck does a comedian have a more intelligent outlook on marriage equality than most of the US Government…
Christmas Episode of the Day:
S03E13 - “New Year’s Eve”
Everybody has their time, everybody has their time. I mean, not everybody. There are people out there who there’s just nobody for them. Mhm, yup. People like to say things like, ‘There’s someone for everyone.’ NOPE! Not at all true! And stop saying it ‘cause it’s mean to people who never find anybody. There are millions of people out there who we’ve all unanimously decided they are light-speed ugly and nobody kisses them on the lips even! Nobody touches their genitals their entire life, they just wash it and then they die, that’s all that happens. Aw, and if you’re feeling bad for them, you can go find one and fuck one tomorrow, you can just solve the problem right there, with all that kindness in your heart. ‘Aw, well go fuck one!’ ‘Nah…’ ‘I didn’t think so!
Louis CK on saying there’s “Somebody for everyone”
I’ve ALWAYS believed this too because it’s 100% true. I’m far too grounded in reality to believe otherwise lol Louis CK is harsh, but he’s honest(via egwmusic)